I swear. I'm not making it up. I was cruising the web and came across this site:
They don't know where or how it started, but there seem to be rumors pointing to George Washington.
So, what are we supposed to do on a day like today?
It might be brutal, but here is my top 5 things I need to do to observe the holiday.
Five Honest Thingies
1. Tell **** that she really has gained the ten pounds she keeps complaining about, because all her clothes can't just shrink. While I'm at, I should tell her to cut out the daily cinnamon bun.
2. Admit that I hate cooking dinner when in the middle of a chapter, then fork over a twenty dollar bill and let my son order pizza. Yeah, surprise! Not super-mom anymore.
3. Look in the mirror and toss out any article of clothing that isn't black.
4. Give **** a pack of gum, a bottle of mouthwash, and suggest she brush her tongue, along with her teeth.
5. Say no to the volunteer coordinator at the school, because I want to sleep late on Monday!
#5 is major. I never get to sleep late.
Okay, what do you need to do to observe National Honesty Day?
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Hi Aleka!
Long time no talk too. This is Linda M - we met at Lori's conference last year. Ok, honesty??? I've really need to e-mail people I want to keep in contact with and quit expecting them to make the first contact! SO HERE I AM!!! Hope all in your world is going well. Have an Ouzo for me!
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